Pointless updates are us

[caddyman]

I have managed to snaffle a total of five of these odd slinky things and plugged them onto the one I was given. A line of six is extremely unstable and it all unravels at the drop of a hat.

Or the drop of a slinky.

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[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

I want several.

I didn't qualify for an Flexible Working Friend (clock and pen in the shape of a bendy man - given to slackers - i mean flexible workers)

I didn't get any of the Departmental foam stress busters (God knows I need one)

I didn't get a mug celebrating the Bi Centinary of the abolishment of slavery.

Now I'm slinkyless !!!!!!

I'm discriminated against I tell you - I'm going to have words with my union rep !