Odd...

[caddyman]

I seem to have developed a slight headache.

I never get headaches, which makes me wonder if it is due to some other change that’s going on.

Let me see: today I have eaten a bowl of cornflakes, one apple and two bananas. I am going through a combination of lard withdrawal and vitamin overdose...

What will happen when the system realises it has all that roughage to play with?

Oh dear.