Mattress Sightings
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003 11:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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jennanne has seen one hitching a ride in a truck in Oklahoma, but ellefurtle has reported a possible kidnap of an unwilling mattress in Reading.Has word got out? Are elderly beds across the world making a break for freedom? Are the Linen Stasi rounding up homeless beds? Or are they spawning? (The mattresses, not the Linen Stasi).
Something odd is afoot...