Thought for the Day...

[caddyman]

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Fullers London Pride one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

Courtesy John O'C of the Accrington Cylindricals quiz team

Comments

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

Next time 'She' flies past stick your leg out while whistling and looking in the other direction see what happens.

On the first point though, I hadn't considered that I was in fact prodding the 'tender underbelly of fate' with the 'sharp pointy toe-cap' of inevitability......