Harlescott Orange

[caddyman]

All in all, if at this moment in time I was informed authoritatively that should I never encounter another carrot stick, or tub of houmous, I would take it with the greatest of equanimity.

Tomorrow I shall have myself a lard sandwich and hang the consequences.

That is all.

Comments

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

Are you eating goop and greens to be healthy ?

At lunch time tomorrow leave your desk and walk round St Jame's park briskly.

Twice.

Then have your lard sandwich.

Your increased metabolic rate will go some way to burning the yummy lard-wich, and the exercise will increase your heart rate.

A win on three levels I believe.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Mm. Sounds tedious. Once maybe. At a reasonable pace. To break up the boredom.

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

A crisp dry autumnal day, walking around a Park, trees in their autumn splendour, Soldiers parading in the Baracks Tedious Sir !?! Tedious !

It has to be a brisk pace, to increase your heart rate, you don't have to be breathless. Just warm.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Can't I just wear a jumper and hold my breath?

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

There's snuggled-up-on-a-sofa-with-a-nice-thick-jumper-and-a-Furtle 'warm', and then there's increased-heart-rate-increased-circulation-improving-your-cardiovascular-fitness--while-admiring-squirrels-and-their-nuts 'warm'.

You can only do one during lunchtime at work....

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

There're words for people who go around admiring squirrels' nuts, you know.

[bluesman.livejournal.com]

Boom-tish!

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

Yes there are...

His Royal Highness apparently !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1083787/As-Prince-Charles-turns-60-exclusive-insight-man-king-lives-long-enough.html