Harlescott Orange

[caddyman]

All in all, if at this moment in time I was informed authoritatively that should I never encounter another carrot stick, or tub of houmous, I would take it with the greatest of equanimity.

Tomorrow I shall have myself a lard sandwich and hang the consequences.

That is all.

Comments

[romney.livejournal.com]

You need to upgrade from lard to beef dripping (although please do not drip in person)
Dripping gives you all that lovely jelly and an assortment of crunchy and meaty bits, while lard - being a processed food - is unhealthy.