Maps

[caddyman]

One of the things that is a pain this time of year is the fact that my lovely world map with all the red splodges on gets shrunk and archived.

I currently have one spot on my map, which is otherwise pristine and I suspect that spot is me. Oh, woe. For two years on the trot now, the map has just been on the verge of interesting when it has to start again.

What's a publicity 'ho' to do?