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[caddyman]

This is a new one on me. I am used to receiving emails offering me the opportunity to invest in Nigerian Banks from their Grand Cayman branches; I am well-known enough that ex-heads of state, or at least their families and lawyers are comfortable with offering me large slices of their fortunes in return for allowing them to store their money in my account for a short time while they get past their present difficulties.

At the same time, my email inbox is no stranger to those concerned individuals who think that I don’t meet enough women, men or parakeets and who offer to set me up with the pelican of my dreams. Similar concerned individuals fear for my prowess, offering me a selection of ways to improve the performance of certain sections of my anatomy.

These are all fine people and I have a special little folder in Outlook whereby I can keep all their friendly communications safe.

Today, however, is a first. One of these people has befriended me on LJ. Now, without the intervention of email, should I feel that gravity is acting on me to my detriment, I need only consult shoppillrxpills and the answers are there.

I wonder how long it will be before that account is suspended? At the time of posting, it is still active.