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Some fruit loop has scheduled a meeting starting at 4pm this afternoon. Bugger. I mean Friday afternoon meetings are a poor idea at the best of times, but the arse-end of a Friday afternoon on a bank holiday weekend? That takes a special sort of spoon.

I have been looking at the hits on my LJ over the past few months. Insofar as a couple of thousand hits in total over God-knows how long since I first put the meter on my information page can suggest anything beyond apathy, I see that I have failed to break into the southern hemisphere. How to remedy that? Each year I get a hit or two from Australia and in the past two years I have managed to get the odd visit from New Zealand and South Africa. I have a smattering of visits from elsewhere on the globe, but basically it’s the UK, North-West Europe and North America, primarily the US, rather than Canada. At no point in this journal’s six-and-half-year history have I had as much as a sniff of interest form anywhere in Latin America.

So how do I break into this lucrative market, with its potential of tens of readers?

Should I plant keywords Andes in my writings Brazil in the hope that I may Amazon show up on Google searches? Maybe I should learn Spanish Muy Bien! or Portuguese and litter my pages with translations of my usual spaff? Who knows: not me?

Tell you what, though, a hit from the British Antarctic Survey Team (or anyone else in Antarctica, for that matter) would be great – just to see if the world map can cope with something that far south…

Spread the word; it’s Friday after all. What have you got to do that’s more important?

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Date: 2009-08-28 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budgie-uk.livejournal.com
doesn't sticking it on your information page just list those people who've actually visited the page? And I don't know ANYONE who reads my LJ from the page itself; they read it via RSS or from their own friends' page.

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Date: 2009-08-28 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
I couldn't work out how to place it anywhere else on my LJ...

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Date: 2009-08-28 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] budgie-uk.livejournal.com
You can't place it anywhere else...

But since I don't think they're much use (because of that) I never bothered doing one.

I check the hypotheticals webstats every so often; they're always bemusing.

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Date: 2009-08-28 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
It's really there just for interest; I have absolutely no idea what the traffic is (if any) on here. I rather wish I could get a more accurate reading on the map, though. I'm more interested in where people wander in from (geographically) than how many times they do so!
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Date: 2009-08-28 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
You credit me with too much technical competence - I have no idea why my RSS feed is poorly; I didn't even know I had one.

Do I need to do sommat to maintain it and how?

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