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Monkey Paws
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008 01:16 pmWhat is the world coming to when a man can't go on-line and buy a monkey-paw back scratcher? Why, in the 21st century is this too much to ask?
There are back scratchers available on eBay and some have hand shapes of varying quality carved into them, but not one is a monkey paw. And I don't want one with a shoe horn on the other end. All I want is a scratcher about a foot long, with a monkey paw on the end, hardly an unfulfillable request, one would have thought, but there you go.
There are back scratchers available on eBay and some have hand shapes of varying quality carved into them, but not one is a monkey paw. And I don't want one with a shoe horn on the other end. All I want is a scratcher about a foot long, with a monkey paw on the end, hardly an unfulfillable request, one would have thought, but there you go.
