Further ramblings of a self-made pauper

Hush.

Don’t tell anyone but I am supposed to be on a coaching course. I didn’t want to go on it and I have just found a great excuse to stay at my desk.

It means doing actual work, but it is important and against a deadline, so I can live with that. It also means that I can play with LJ from time to time and check my email, all the things I hate missing when I have to do something away from the PC. Right now, mind, I have to contact Three Valleys Water and spin them a yarn as to why we haven’t paid the water bill yet, and give them a good reason not to:

a) demand the entire year’s bill in one dollop;
b) cut the water supply off, and
c) sue our arses to next year and back.

Oops.

Still, I have a plan, and that involves them not having updated their records to include unfortunate little me on the tenancy list, so how was I to know they need paying?

For these sound tactical reasons, colonel_maxim is keeping mum on this one.