Thank you, Mr Beeching....

[caddyman]

Ah yes, indeed.

I find myself wondering how in Hell's name someone like me can get to Saffron Walden without a car. The website is useless - it has a link to the National Rail website, but apparently there is no railway station in Saffron Walden.

Clever, eh?

I'm not walking, that I can tell you.

I think an email might be in order....

Grumble.

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[romney.livejournal.com]

I think an email might be in order....

My first thought was that you'd never fit down the modem port.

However, I imagine the analog-to-digital conversion process will find a lot of redundancy and despite your wide bandwidth, encode you in under 2K. This will then allow you to fit into the Internet equivalent of a size eight dress. You can be inflated back at the far end. While painless, this is not entirely loss-free and would put paid to your remaining hair.

Also, an amusing DNS BIND failure would have you re-emerge from the net as a jpeg in the little-known "goatfondler.com" site.

Best take a taxi mate.