Today in the Commons....

[caddyman]

Mauve over, Tony: Prime Minister's purple prose attracts violet reaction.

Some bugger has tried to dump (bizarrely) a load of purtple dust on the PM during Question Time.

So it's Pointless Contest of the Day: Submit your predictions for tomorrow's tabloid headlines.

The winner gets an honorary Stalin Award*

You must be able to do better than mine….




*Which, of course, is entirely fictional, but will be announced with my lovely Stalin icon

Comments

[littleonions.livejournal.com]

Yes I was listening to PMQ's at the time, luckily they had a very good 'someone has dumped poison powder on the boss' procedure in place; They all legged it.

[oldnick.livejournal.com]

Anthrax Terror for Blair

Peer's Purple Plot

[keresaspa.livejournal.com]

Purple People Beater

Powder Puff gets Powdered

Violet Violence

Re: "Submit your predictions for tomorrow's tabloid headlines"

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I mean, wtf is a PM?

A Prime Minister to the rest of us...

Re: "Submit your predictions for tomorrow's tabloid headlines"

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

...sorry...

[mollpeartree.livejournal.com]

Purple Panic in Parliament

[romney.livejournal.com]

Is Tony's Purple Reign near its end?

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

Mauve Over Tony, Gordon's Going Purple

[thalinoviel.livejournal.com]

Can't quite get the tabloid tone right, but hey:

But Is It Art? Adding colour to political debate

Take The Daz Challenge - Removes all known scruples

...and the real answers.

[oldnick.livejournal.com]

BLAIR BOMB SHAMBLES - Express
THE HOUSE OF HORROR - Mirror
Purple flour bomb hits Blair - Telegraph
Rentokil removes Thompson - FT
Wedding party massacre - Grauniad
Howard's message to Blair: Time to stand up to Bush - Indy
THEY COULD ALL BE DEAD - Sun
Raffle 'bombers' highlight failure of Blair's security - Times

Hi there!

[so-respectable.livejournal.com]

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Join up if you'd like! :)

xoxo Mandy