Today in the Commons....
Wednesday, May 19th, 2004 03:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caddymanMauve over, Tony: Prime Minister's purple prose attracts violet reaction.
Some bugger has tried to dump (bizarrely) a load of purtple dust on the PM during Question Time.
So it's Pointless Contest of the Day: Submit your predictions for tomorrow's tabloid headlines.
The winner gets an honorary Stalin Award*
You must be able to do better than mine….
*Which, of course, is entirely fictional, but will be announced with my lovely Stalin icon
Some bugger has tried to dump (bizarrely) a load of purtple dust on the PM during Question Time.
So it's Pointless Contest of the Day: Submit your predictions for tomorrow's tabloid headlines.
The winner gets an honorary Stalin Award*
You must be able to do better than mine….
*Which, of course, is entirely fictional, but will be announced with my lovely Stalin icon
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...and the real answers.
Date: 2004-05-20 01:50 am (UTC)THE HOUSE OF HORROR - Mirror
Purple flour bomb hits Blair - Telegraph
Rentokil removes Thompson - FT
Wedding party massacre - Grauniad
Howard's message to Blair: Time to stand up to Bush - Indy
THEY COULD ALL BE DEAD - Sun
Raffle 'bombers' highlight failure of Blair's security - Times