Fall of soot

[caddyman]

I am positively gasping for a cigarette.

No, really. I would cheerfully kill for one right now.

I have a mint somewhere. I can't crumble now; I haven't even managed 24 hours yet!

Comments

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

If you can't manage 24 hours, I will need to employ a fleet of trucks to carry the scorn you will deserve.

[binidj.livejournal.com]

Oooh ooh! Could I drive one? I've always wanted to deliver a truckload of scorn.

[wulfboy.livejournal.com]

I think you would do it with the style and panache for which you are famous.

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[maleghast.livejournal.com]

At the risk of getting too touchy feely (as opposed to the wulfboy method above):

You can do it mate - I have no doubt. It's ealry to be saying this, but I'll let you in on a secret, all this time I've been thinking about the money when I feel as you do above, so... Think of the TARDISes! :-)

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[jfs.livejournal.com]

You can't smoke a TARDIS. There's not a cigarette paper in the universe that's big enough.

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[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Unless....

Unless someone invents the Moebius Spliff. The infinitely recursive cigarette paper that is bigger on the inside....

[queenortart.livejournal.com]

Be brave, be strong, you are a fine chap and you can do this!

[irdm.livejournal.com]

Hang in there, it's no harder than kicking heroin!

(As I understand it, the metabolic process is almost the same and so is the physical detox time. Of course smoking is not a vice of mine so I can be more academic about it)

[jennanne.livejournal.com]

If I can do it, you can do it!!!! 12/31/05 was my last puff. The first new years resolution I ever kept. wwwweeeeee!!!!!

[littleonions.livejournal.com]

Just go to bed and get some sleep, 24 hours will pass in no time, good luck! :)

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

Sex is so much better when you're not totally out of breath from the beginning.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

You mean there are people who get out of breath during sex? Have they no stamina?