Fall of soot

[caddyman]

I am positively gasping for a cigarette.

No, really. I would cheerfully kill for one right now.

I have a mint somewhere. I can't crumble now; I haven't even managed 24 hours yet!

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[maleghast.livejournal.com]

At the risk of getting too touchy feely (as opposed to the wulfboy method above):

You can do it mate - I have no doubt. It's ealry to be saying this, but I'll let you in on a secret, all this time I've been thinking about the money when I feel as you do above, so... Think of the TARDISes! :-)

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[jfs.livejournal.com]

You can't smoke a TARDIS. There's not a cigarette paper in the universe that's big enough.

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[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Unless....

Unless someone invents the Moebius Spliff. The infinitely recursive cigarette paper that is bigger on the inside....