Ninja Mouse and the Cold War
Wednesday, September 15th, 2004 01:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caddymanSignally unable to capture a mouse either dead or alive, I have nonetheless converted chez Bryan into a fortress of glue traps, snap traps and poisoned bait. These are used in combination and marked individually with flags and notices advising, Achtung Mausenfallen!!. As yet there are no trip wires, barbed wire, machine gun nests or land mines.
I do have a torch, though, and that operates as a searchlight.
As time progresses, yon garret is transforming into a veritable Berlin Wall for mice. This is the way it should be. Although there have been no captures or fatalities as yet, rodent activity has declined markedly and those appearances it/the make are clearly more desperate.
Only last night I was treated to a mouse escape from Colditz, as one of the buggers, jumped out of a kitchen cupboard, curled into a ball and landed safely on its back on a body warmer before scuttling to safety in the shadowy recesses of the kitchen.
If they are resorting to such tricks, I must slowly be penning them in.
Machine gun emplacements next! Hurrah!
I do have a torch, though, and that operates as a searchlight.
As time progresses, yon garret is transforming into a veritable Berlin Wall for mice. This is the way it should be. Although there have been no captures or fatalities as yet, rodent activity has declined markedly and those appearances it/the make are clearly more desperate.
Only last night I was treated to a mouse escape from Colditz, as one of the buggers, jumped out of a kitchen cupboard, curled into a ball and landed safely on its back on a body warmer before scuttling to safety in the shadowy recesses of the kitchen.
If they are resorting to such tricks, I must slowly be penning them in.
Machine gun emplacements next! Hurrah!
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Date: 2004-09-15 06:24 am (UTC)I reckon with time and patience you could hone them into a finely tuned mouse army...
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Date: 2004-09-15 06:49 am (UTC)