Fud

[caddyman]

Ye Gods, but I'm starving. I shall now nip out and purchase suitable sustenance.

I have been drinking my coffee black all morning, in an attempt to see if the removal of an additional pint of semi-skimmed milk from my daily diet will have any effect. I may not live long enough to notice the effect on my waistline, but damn it, take away that constant drip-drip-drip of calories during the morning and I am suitably ravenous!

Something baguetty and chewy, I think.