Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
Sniffle, hack, cough: see argh
Wednesday, August 18th, 2004 03:59 amI feel awful. I think I might have the ague, the only good thing about it being the name: aig-you.
It must be that, because I am by turns hot and cold; I can't stop sweating, and am sneezing a lot. I also feel a bit heavy behind the eyes. I haven't started the shivering yet, but at this rate it is only a matter of time.
It can't be malaria because there was no mosquito involved and I don't live near a swamp (although I believe that there are genuine fears that malaria mosquitoes may be breeding again in the Heathrow area), so there is little chance of me entering history as the first man since Oliver Cromwell to die of natively contracted malaria (I think I am right in saying that he was the last person recorded to have died of malaria contracted in England).
My first thought was that I have hay fever, but that's not something I am generally prone to (pace Cherry Tree at the end of the road), and when I am in parts rural I have nary a sniff. It could be, and probably is, the chemical miasma that is London air.
Either way it is inconvenient and uncomfortable, and I should like to curl up and die quietly in the dark rather than sit at my desk working, if that is all right with everybody else.
It must be that, because I am by turns hot and cold; I can't stop sweating, and am sneezing a lot. I also feel a bit heavy behind the eyes. I haven't started the shivering yet, but at this rate it is only a matter of time.
It can't be malaria because there was no mosquito involved and I don't live near a swamp (although I believe that there are genuine fears that malaria mosquitoes may be breeding again in the Heathrow area), so there is little chance of me entering history as the first man since Oliver Cromwell to die of natively contracted malaria (I think I am right in saying that he was the last person recorded to have died of malaria contracted in England).
My first thought was that I have hay fever, but that's not something I am generally prone to (pace Cherry Tree at the end of the road), and when I am in parts rural I have nary a sniff. It could be, and probably is, the chemical miasma that is London air.
Either way it is inconvenient and uncomfortable, and I should like to curl up and die quietly in the dark rather than sit at my desk working, if that is all right with everybody else.
Sniffle, hack, cough: see argh
Wednesday, August 18th, 2004 03:59 amI feel awful. I think I might have the ague, the only good thing about it being the name: aig-you.
It must be that, because I am by turns hot and cold; I can't stop sweating, and am sneezing a lot. I also feel a bit heavy behind the eyes. I haven't started the shivering yet, but at this rate it is only a matter of time.
It can't be malaria because there was no mosquito involved and I don't live near a swamp (although I believe that there are genuine fears that malaria mosquitoes may be breeding again in the Heathrow area), so there is little chance of me entering history as the first man since Oliver Cromwell to die of natively contracted malaria (I think I am right in saying that he was the last person recorded to have died of malaria contracted in England).
My first thought was that I have hay fever, but that's not something I am generally prone to (pace Cherry Tree at the end of the road), and when I am in parts rural I have nary a sniff. It could be, and probably is, the chemical miasma that is London air.
Either way it is inconvenient and uncomfortable, and I should like to curl up and die quietly in the dark rather than sit at my desk working, if that is all right with everybody else.
It must be that, because I am by turns hot and cold; I can't stop sweating, and am sneezing a lot. I also feel a bit heavy behind the eyes. I haven't started the shivering yet, but at this rate it is only a matter of time.
It can't be malaria because there was no mosquito involved and I don't live near a swamp (although I believe that there are genuine fears that malaria mosquitoes may be breeding again in the Heathrow area), so there is little chance of me entering history as the first man since Oliver Cromwell to die of natively contracted malaria (I think I am right in saying that he was the last person recorded to have died of malaria contracted in England).
My first thought was that I have hay fever, but that's not something I am generally prone to (pace Cherry Tree at the end of the road), and when I am in parts rural I have nary a sniff. It could be, and probably is, the chemical miasma that is London air.
Either way it is inconvenient and uncomfortable, and I should like to curl up and die quietly in the dark rather than sit at my desk working, if that is all right with everybody else.