Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

I see you

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 01:02 am
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So this evening it was early from work and straight to the opticians for an eye test. Two years ago I went to Specsavers and came out quite promptly with a prescription for mild long sight and an order for two pairs of glasses. I didn't argue at the time because it had been nearly six years since my previous eye test when I had been told that I was mildly long sighted. Mum has tremendous long vision so I assumed that it was hereditary and that was that.

Over the past two years, however, I have found myself looking with hindsight at that diagnosis and sale and have had the disquieting feeling that I was prescribed reading glasses I didn't need. I have worn them on occasion when the light has been poor and I have had very small print to read, or from time to time when my eyes have been tired, but generally, my glasses languish in their case unused.

I have been worried over the past twelve months that after being in the office all day, I find it hard to focus on anything past the middle distance, which seemed odd for someone with long sight. I have to rub my eyes to make them focus.

I find that this is called presbyopia: as you get older, the eye muscles and cornea are less elastic and once in a position simply wish to stay there. The rest of me has had this for years, particularly where a comfy bed or armchair is concerned. Nothing to worry about. My peripheral vision is fine - I didn't miss a single speck of light on the strange flashy-lighty thing they have these days. Once the various less than decorous lenses and contraptions came out and my eyes had been strained through them it turns out that I have not and never have had long vision - if I had, I should not have been able to read anything close up without spectacles. As it is I can read size 9 aerial letters at any range from about four inches to well past arm's length away from my eyes. I do have a slight astigmatism, which is why, apparently my eyes occasionally mimic a type of long sight because of the way they focus. I don't quite follow how it works, but then I'm not an optician.

Astigmatism aside, I seem to have 20-20 vision in my left eye - the one that was worrying me, and better than 20-20 in my right eye. I have been getting worried because at times I see the world as poorly as most people.

Mind you, this hasn't stopped them (they being Dollond & Aitcheson) from prescribing me new glasses. This new set will be for a much milder lens than Specsavers gave me and are only for use when using the computer, to prevent eye strain. They also lifted £187 from my credit card and said they'd phone when the prescription is ready. Happily since the glasses are for use when using a computer and I use one for upwards of six hours a day at work, the Department will cough up the lion's share of the cost.

Twenty-twenty vision, eh? Were it not for my sloth-like reflexes and flabomorphic body type I could have been a fighter pilot.

What a waist waste.

I see you

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 01:02 am
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So this evening it was early from work and straight to the opticians for an eye test. Two years ago I went to Specsavers and came out quite promptly with a prescription for mild long sight and an order for two pairs of glasses. I didn't argue at the time because it had been nearly six years since my previous eye test when I had been told that I was mildly long sighted. Mum has tremendous long vision so I assumed that it was hereditary and that was that.

Over the past two years, however, I have found myself looking with hindsight at that diagnosis and sale and have had the disquieting feeling that I was prescribed reading glasses I didn't need. I have worn them on occasion when the light has been poor and I have had very small print to read, or from time to time when my eyes have been tired, but generally, my glasses languish in their case unused.

I have been worried over the past twelve months that after being in the office all day, I find it hard to focus on anything past the middle distance, which seemed odd for someone with long sight. I have to rub my eyes to make them focus.

I find that this is called presbyopia: as you get older, the eye muscles and cornea are less elastic and once in a position simply wish to stay there. The rest of me has had this for years, particularly where a comfy bed or armchair is concerned. Nothing to worry about. My peripheral vision is fine - I didn't miss a single speck of light on the strange flashy-lighty thing they have these days. Once the various less than decorous lenses and contraptions came out and my eyes had been strained through them it turns out that I have not and never have had long vision - if I had, I should not have been able to read anything close up without spectacles. As it is I can read size 9 aerial letters at any range from about four inches to well past arm's length away from my eyes. I do have a slight astigmatism, which is why, apparently my eyes occasionally mimic a type of long sight because of the way they focus. I don't quite follow how it works, but then I'm not an optician.

Astigmatism aside, I seem to have 20-20 vision in my left eye - the one that was worrying me, and better than 20-20 in my right eye. I have been getting worried because at times I see the world as poorly as most people.

Mind you, this hasn't stopped them (they being Dollond & Aitcheson) from prescribing me new glasses. This new set will be for a much milder lens than Specsavers gave me and are only for use when using the computer, to prevent eye strain. They also lifted £187 from my credit card and said they'd phone when the prescription is ready. Happily since the glasses are for use when using a computer and I use one for upwards of six hours a day at work, the Department will cough up the lion's share of the cost.

Twenty-twenty vision, eh? Were it not for my sloth-like reflexes and flabomorphic body type I could have been a fighter pilot.

What a waist waste.

RIP Sexy Sadie

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:33 am
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I see that the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi has died aged about 91.

The most flamboyant of the self-styled Indian gurus to emerge from the Woodstock era, the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was a man of charisma, energy and untold riches, credited with setting the Beatles and other stars on the path to spiritual enlightenment.



Sexy Sadie
Sexy Sadie what have you done.
You made a fool of everyone.
You made a fool of everyone.
Sexy Sadie ooh what have you done.
Sexy Sadie you broke the rules.
You layed it down for all to see.
You layed it down for all to see.
Sexy Sadie oooh you broke the rules.
One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover.
She came along to turn on everyone.
Sexy Sadie is the greatest of them all.
Sexy Sadie how did you know.
The world was waiting just for you.
The world was waiting just for you.
Sexy Sadie oooh how did you know.
Sexy Sadie you'll get yours yet.
However big you think you are.
However big you think you are.
Sexy Sadie oooh you'll get yours yet.
We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Sadie she's the latest and the greatest of them all.
She made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie.

RIP Sexy Sadie

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 10:33 am
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I see that the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi has died aged about 91.

The most flamboyant of the self-styled Indian gurus to emerge from the Woodstock era, the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was a man of charisma, energy and untold riches, credited with setting the Beatles and other stars on the path to spiritual enlightenment.



Sexy Sadie
Sexy Sadie what have you done.
You made a fool of everyone.
You made a fool of everyone.
Sexy Sadie ooh what have you done.
Sexy Sadie you broke the rules.
You layed it down for all to see.
You layed it down for all to see.
Sexy Sadie oooh you broke the rules.
One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover.
She came along to turn on everyone.
Sexy Sadie is the greatest of them all.
Sexy Sadie how did you know.
The world was waiting just for you.
The world was waiting just for you.
Sexy Sadie oooh how did you know.
Sexy Sadie you'll get yours yet.
However big you think you are.
However big you think you are.
Sexy Sadie oooh you'll get yours yet.
We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Sadie she's the latest and the greatest of them all.
She made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie.

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