I live in a TARDIS.

[caddyman]

Have purchased the two extra comic storage boxes, and returned home.

I have packed two very large boxes of CDs which are just on the edge of carryability. I need another box about the same size, or slightly larger for those that are left. In so packing, I discover that the four boxes of comics are in fact six, and since then I have discovered another two. Eight boxes in total. Suddenly the two purpose sized collectors boxes look one too few.

Dear God, this stuff is beginning to appear from other dimensions, I'm sure of it. This garret just isn't big enough for the amount of stuff in it. I still have three cupboards that I haven't ventured near. What is going to come out of them?

The amount of stuff I have bagged for throwing away is unbelievable, too. But the place is as cluttered as ever. It is spontaneously generating, I tell you. Generating. Where is it all coming from?

Tonight is quiz night. I will need a few pints of ale. This is ridiculous.

Comments

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that I'd identified a problem with your plan, but I think you've already done so.

And you're right. Even with the amount of books I'm shedding, there is a horrifying amount left; the do breed, don't they?

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

But hang on there old chap....
Haven't you always wanted to live in the TARDIS ?!

You have my sympathies on the book front. Heaven knows I have enough book shelves - but even with lots of space, the last four months have seen nomadic piles of books ordered by genre appear and start moving round the house !

Maybe it is a supernatural event....maybe your room is haunted, maybe that was the true cause of the great video earthquake of '97.

Maybe instead of ectoplasm - your poltergeist is spewing out books and comics and role playing games.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Trust me, Jimf - you wouldn't be able to keep up with it. It is relentless.