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Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 11:36 pm
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Somebody talk me out of bidding on three Opus the Penguin plushes on e-bay.

Fair warning: "You don't need them" won't work.

Re: More definitions...

Date: 2006-04-02 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
Of course: brane not work. It late.

Re: More definitions...

Date: 2006-04-02 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maleghast.livejournal.com
I think it has less to do with the hour and more to do wit the mountain of NWO writing you (and some others) have been doing. *applause* I was never going to be able to keep up anyway... but I am slightly jealous :-)

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Date: 2006-04-03 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jfs.livejournal.com
Not Safe For Work.

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Date: 2006-04-02 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysharros.livejournal.com
They have been implanted with weird psychotropic drugs which will make you want to write another freeform.

There - that enough to put you off?

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Date: 2006-04-02 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
Cripes. That might just have done it...

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Date: 2006-04-03 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boredinsomniac.livejournal.com
They will gather dust. Dust mites will live in them as they sit neglected on a shelf somewhere. Eventually the mite population will grow to the point at which it is capable of animating the plushes and terrorizing your living space. You won't be able to kill them just by hitting the plushes with bats - too many mites will remain. You would need to burn them, but in order to do this, you would need to tie them down so they don't run around setting things on fire - and have you ever tried to tie up a stuffed animal? Ultimately they will drive you insane (every seen Mouse Hunt? If not, don't, but if so, that's the level of interference we're talking about) and you will show up at work raving about how the penguins are stealing your sanity. You will then be taken away to the funny farm, leaving your apartment to the penguins, which is what they wanted all along.

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Date: 2006-04-03 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
You know what's scary?

The tag line on my emails is One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.

Other than that, you make it sound like a bad thing...

*ahem*

Date: 2006-04-03 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pauln.livejournal.com
Might I refer sir to one of my Young Lady's recent enthusiasms and in particular to this fine example of gentleman's attire.

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Date: 2006-04-03 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kt-peasant.livejournal.com
Are they made of marshmallow? Thought not.

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Date: 2006-04-03 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
Marshmallow....

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Date: 2006-04-03 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pauln.livejournal.com
They're not a patch on Bill The Cat plushies.

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Date: 2006-04-03 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
I already have a Bill.

Mind you, I already have an Opus, too...

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Date: 2006-04-03 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scary-lady.livejournal.com
Do you have a plush cthulu? If so, then they will all end up as cultists anyway.

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Date: 2006-04-03 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
No, but I have a wossitthotep.

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Date: 2006-04-03 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kt-peasant.livejournal.com
My offspring have a good line in slaying plush Cthulhus (Cthulhi?), if you ever need an excuse to buy a new one.

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