Does anyone know the Japanese for..

[caddyman]

Ho, Honourable Pillock-san, why, in the name of your ancestors are you and your family standing in a bewlidered clump, blocking the only exit from this Tube Station during rush hour, in temperatures of 98F or so, whilst I, your Humble Servant, wish to exit and am this close to to ripping your arm off and beating you to death with the soggy end?

Any help would be appreciated.

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[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I doubt I could have said it better.