Ye Gods and Little Fishes

[caddyman]

Does anyone know where I can rent a Sedan Chair and two burly servants at a knock down price?

Last night I thought my back was finally showing signs of sorting itself out. This morning it was as bad as ever, and I seem to be chobbling back painkillers like they're going out of fashion (though I am careful to limit the paracetamol based stuff).

This is well past being a joke, but short of declaring it a medical emergency (which it patently isn't), I can't get to the quack until Tuesday morning.

Fek. Fekkity fek.

And Ow. Owowowowowowowow.

I am truly fed up with this.

Comments

Tequila Works

[immerwahr.livejournal.com]

I'm heading out this evening, all wide-brimmed hat and butchery blades, so I'll find for you some fine, strapping rugby-playing lad (a back obviously, no common scrummer) and claim his spine for your own. It seems as if the current occupant is an unwelcome guest, one that kicks up and plays their music loud. The worse of it is, it's not even music you favour. I'll evict with you if required.

Tequila works. Have a better weekend.

Re: Tequila Works

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

This is most kind of you.

But you have to give me aclue here.... your nom-de-plume meaneth nowt to me.. ;-)

Re: Tequila Works

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

In fact, though I missed it before, I espy the name Perry; thus is the circle squared and the mystery shorn.