Further ramblings of a self-made pauper

Forget what I wrote earlier.

LANs are easy to install; all you need is a proper ethernet cable plugged into the proper socket. As I type this, my laptop is downloading a million years worth of XP updates. A little later I shall install Open Office on it.

Hurrah for mobile technology.

I think I'll lie down for a while, now.

Hello Kiddies, your hero is back in London and regular service is about to be resumed on the LJ front: brace yourselves for a resumption in pointless meanderings and outrageous exaggerations which stop just short of being downright lies¹.
( It goes on a bit )