Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003

Itinerant bedding

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003 12:47 am
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I have to report that by the time I got home from work tonight, the mattress had succeeded in its bid for freedom.

It is no longer propped au galant against a neighbours dustbin. Nor is it anywhere else in the street.

It is free.

Expect a nationwide alert and mattress hunt.

Or not.

I'm still hoping for choccies and a postcard from Switzerland in due course.

Itinerant bedding

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003 12:47 am
caddyman: (Default)
I have to report that by the time I got home from work tonight, the mattress had succeeded in its bid for freedom.

It is no longer propped au galant against a neighbours dustbin. Nor is it anywhere else in the street.

It is free.

Expect a nationwide alert and mattress hunt.

Or not.

I'm still hoping for choccies and a postcard from Switzerland in due course.

Caption Competition

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003 01:02 pm
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Okay, kiddies, this one was too hard to resist.

Post up a caption in the comments box and at some point I'll run a vote to see whose caption is the best. I shall e-mail the eventual winner with the Stalin Award (first class) with Oak-Leaf Cluster

Elmo and George

Update

When I said in a response to [livejournal.com profile] smittumi that people could have as many goes as they want, I didn't expect certain people, notably messrs [livejournal.com profile] romney and [livejournal.com profile] barrettyman, to demonstrate precisely how much time they have on their hands when they should be working...

Shame, shame on you.

[wags finger accusingly] ;-)

Caption Competition

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003 01:02 pm
caddyman: (Default)
Okay, kiddies, this one was too hard to resist.

Post up a caption in the comments box and at some point I'll run a vote to see whose caption is the best. I shall e-mail the eventual winner with the Stalin Award (first class) with Oak-Leaf Cluster

Elmo and George

Update

When I said in a response to [livejournal.com profile] smittumi that people could have as many goes as they want, I didn't expect certain people, notably messrs [livejournal.com profile] romney and [livejournal.com profile] barrettyman, to demonstrate precisely how much time they have on their hands when they should be working...

Shame, shame on you.

[wags finger accusingly] ;-)

Mattress Sightings

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003 11:58 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] jennanne has seen one hitching a ride in a truck in Oklahoma, but [livejournal.com profile] ellefurtle has reported a possible kidnap of an unwilling mattress in Reading.

Has word got out? Are elderly beds across the world making a break for freedom? Are the Linen Stasi rounding up homeless beds? Or are they spawning? (The mattresses, not the Linen Stasi).

Something odd is afoot...

Mattress Sightings

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003 11:58 pm
caddyman: (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] jennanne has seen one hitching a ride in a truck in Oklahoma, but [livejournal.com profile] ellefurtle has reported a possible kidnap of an unwilling mattress in Reading.

Has word got out? Are elderly beds across the world making a break for freedom? Are the Linen Stasi rounding up homeless beds? Or are they spawning? (The mattresses, not the Linen Stasi).

Something odd is afoot...

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